I've been right here since before you were born. Feel bad about that
Yeah I'm an oldie, a real meddler, sorry 'bout that. Hey hey!
Can't you introduce me to a young woman? Oh go on..
It's just I could really do with a back rub..
Treat me nice, look after me, take care of me. Sorry, eh?
Don't forget this oldie, I'm a right stubborn one, got that? Hey hey!
Young girls leave a lot to be desired, oh that's right
However good their bodies are they've got no class
Can't you introduce me to a different young woman? Oh go on..
I want someone to wash my back in the tub
For the ageing society in any society, what those government guys are doing
Just doesn't work, for me anyhow
Yeah I'm a real nagger, that's right, because I'm an old one
Oh the ageing society is on its way, the young women will end up all wrinkly
Just hurry up and lower my bloody pressure
I'm just aching for it, elderly me
Prioritise me, sympathise with me, hold me dear. Sorry, eh?
That's right, I'm old, I'm a bit of a character, sorry 'bout that. Hey hey!
Can't you introduce me to a compatible woman? Oh go on...
There must be a proper woman out there somewhere
Introduce me to a young woman - Oi! Go on..
I want to divvy up my worldly goods, right?
Introduce me to a sharp woman, because I'm just rotten with greed
Because I'm a right old potato, look just like a politician
Just introduce me to a cute girl, or introduce me to a sharp girl
Oh tighten up my loincloth one more time
Oh tighten it up and I won't rattle on
Rattle, rattle, rattle.... No I won't rattle on....
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This ranting impersonation of an old randy (?) git is on the 1992 album "Memphis". Great saxophone on this one, sort of Springsteen's Clarence Clemons-ish, provided (I believe) by Andrew Love.
Yeah I'm an oldie, a real meddler, sorry 'bout that. Hey hey!
Can't you introduce me to a young woman? Oh go on..
It's just I could really do with a back rub..
Treat me nice, look after me, take care of me. Sorry, eh?
Don't forget this oldie, I'm a right stubborn one, got that? Hey hey!
Young girls leave a lot to be desired, oh that's right
However good their bodies are they've got no class
Can't you introduce me to a different young woman? Oh go on..
I want someone to wash my back in the tub
For the ageing society in any society, what those government guys are doing
Just doesn't work, for me anyhow
Yeah I'm a real nagger, that's right, because I'm an old one
Oh the ageing society is on its way, the young women will end up all wrinkly
Just hurry up and lower my bloody pressure
I'm just aching for it, elderly me
Prioritise me, sympathise with me, hold me dear. Sorry, eh?
That's right, I'm old, I'm a bit of a character, sorry 'bout that. Hey hey!
Can't you introduce me to a compatible woman? Oh go on...
There must be a proper woman out there somewhere
Introduce me to a young woman - Oi! Go on..
I want to divvy up my worldly goods, right?
Introduce me to a sharp woman, because I'm just rotten with greed
Because I'm a right old potato, look just like a politician
Just introduce me to a cute girl, or introduce me to a sharp girl
Oh tighten up my loincloth one more time
Oh tighten it up and I won't rattle on
Rattle, rattle, rattle.... No I won't rattle on....
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This ranting impersonation of an old randy (?) git is on the 1992 album "Memphis". Great saxophone on this one, sort of Springsteen's Clarence Clemons-ish, provided (I believe) by Andrew Love.